My name is Ku *bows*. If you want me to add you, there is much you should know:
1) I am master in ancient art of Fangir Ling. Will display such skills only in self-defense.
2) I may offend you at one point or another. Not foreseeing this will result in you being mocked.
3) I bring you happiness; if fail, I commit Seppuku to appease my ancestors.
4) To not post is to insult my honor.
5) I shall grind bones of our enemies (upon request).
6) Grant me title of 'Shorty' or 'Asian Spice,' and you will die painful death.
7) I may summon you to tea parties. Be wary of this.
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